10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Welcome to kicker school
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977