10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-