10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• It's Free To Fold...
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword