10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Fook the floosh droo!
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves