10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker is for loners.