10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Fish don't eat Nutz!