10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Why not, when some because there are three.