10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson