10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• It's Free To Fold...
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger