10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Poker is for loners.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.