10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Poker is for loners.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph