10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.