10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson