10 Random Poker Quotes

• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth