10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22