10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.