10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack