10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm