10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.