10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."