10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.