10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "No river, no fish."
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.