10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes