10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe