10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event