10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak