10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Welcome to kicker school
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?