10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.