10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm