10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.