10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."