10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)