10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer