10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm