10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
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- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Fish don't eat Nutz!