10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.