10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.