10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.