10 Random Poker Quotes

• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown