10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion