10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack