10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.