10 Random Poker Quotes

• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.