10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.