10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- It's Free To Fold...
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.