10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."