10 Random Poker Quotes

• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05