10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow