10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "No river, no fish."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Those eggs smell delicious!