10 Random Poker Quotes

• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"